You know your a mom when.......

You know your a mom when..........

Your the one that has to take the toy cars out of the toilet.

You just get out of the shower to find out the baby spread cat food all over the kitchen floor and

you clean it up while still in a towel.

You hear a child crying, you listen for a moment and then are able to say weather it's you child

or not and if it's yours you know exactly which one it is.

You have to ask your oldest child if the word stupid is written on your forehead when he asks

for certain things.

You bring the baby in your bed to finish sleeping and he rubs your head and gives you a kiss.

The only people you speak to in a day are all short, but all they do is complain.

You look forward to September.

You see or hear other peoples children throwing fits and you are grateful that it's not yours,

but you really feel bad for the other mother.

You make it to 9:00 church ontime and you feel like you just ran a race.

You don't understand how a child can be sooo sick, but as soon as you make it to the Drs

office they are perfectly fine.

While your exercising the baby likes to crawl over you, under you, and everything else to make

the workout even harder.

You can talk to 2 people at once while helping another one with homework.

You child learning his phone number is a great day!

Random children at the park hand you things.

You have to explain that you are not a resturant and there is only chicken for dinner, no cereal.

You have to have your mom call you, just so you can find your phone because the baby took it

for a walk. (and you find it in a shoe in the closet)

You walk around the house looking for something; you can't remeber what your looking for

or why your looking in the first place.

You have up to 2 loads of laundry a day.

Your oldest child looks at your engagment picture and asks you, 'who is that with dad?'

You know all the appointments that everyone has, while everyone else has no clue what's

going on.

Everyone asks you where everything is, and you can answer them.

The best thing in your night is when you ask the baby if Jesus protects him and he answers

yes.

Your laying on the couch and all the children are laying on you.

You have no sanity and your brain doesn't work, but it was worth it.