You know your a mom when.......

I wrote one of these awhile ago and thought it was time for another.

You Know You A Mom When........

While wearing a towel you have to scrub your second sons face clean of a black sharpie marker because your oldest one colored his brothers WHOLE face (ears and eyelids included).

Your not afraid to reach into the toilet to retrive the important materials that fell in (although your really grossed out).

You think your baby calling himself a carrot is the cutest thing ever.

You have to love all the dandilions brought to you.

You say 'wear your coat' is one of the things you say almost everyday in winter.

You tell your kids (and their friends) that you are 'a mean and rotten person' because you won't let everyone in the neighborhood eat all the snacks in the house.

You threaten to someday, when your kids are all grown-up and have houses of their own, to go to their house and jump on all of their furniture and see how they like it!

Your the only one that will clean-up the kitty's barf.

You have to laugh at jokes that don't make any sense and are not funny at all.

The Tooth Fairy has to pay intrest because you were too tired to remember.

You look longingly at junkfood, but know if you get it you'll have to share.

You buy MANY bags of cereal.

You feel like buying a cow may be cheaper than constantly buying gallons of milk.

Even though bugs are things that you don't like, you have to pretend that you do.

You hang your childs artwork up as the masterpieces in your house.

Even after lifting weights and having sore arms, you still find the strength to lift the baby (who really isn't a baby anymore).

You want to be in the bathroom alone, but while showering everyone has to use the potty.

You can hear a baby cry and know EXACTLY which of your kids it is.

The best part of shopping at the mall with your youngest is having lunch and a fun conversation that only you and he know what words are saying.

Your favorite part of the day is bedtime.

Your favorite part of the morning is when the baby comes in to say morning.

You know your life would be boring without all the laughing (at and with) and funny stories you get to do everyday!